Gregg

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[–] Gregg@lemm.ee 6 points 5 days ago

And if anyone does then comedy is truly dead!

First they came for the dick jokes, but I said nothing because my act didn’t include dick jokes

Then they came for the [ethnicity] people be like jokes, but I said nothing because my act didn’t include [ethnicity] people be like jokes

Etc

[–] Gregg@lemm.ee 58 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Yeah but tornados are woke and anyone who dies in one is a radical leftist

[–] Gregg@lemm.ee 19 points 5 days ago (2 children)

More right wing terrorism that will definitely be looked into I bet

[–] Gregg@lemm.ee 89 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Wood? Set ablaze.

Bronze? Sawed at the feet and stolen.

We know what must be done. Silver. Then Gold. Then platinum. All scrapped for their value. This is just a low key progression to distribute wealth for whoever wants to take it. Be best, Robin Hood vandals. Melt her down into the slag she is.

[–] Gregg@lemm.ee 9 points 5 days ago

Right? Who takes what one of the most powerful people in the world says seriously? If you don’t like it it’s just a prank, bro! Comedy is so back! You’re being sent to Libya or Rwanda or El Salvador for a sketch! Why aren’t you laughing?

[–] Gregg@lemm.ee 6 points 5 days ago

Yeah but think of the photo op!

[–] Gregg@lemm.ee 7 points 6 days ago (4 children)

I can’t wait until we’re adjusting our humors, blood letting, and institutionalizing women for hysteria… or really anything that exhibits individuality.

[–] Gregg@lemm.ee 100 points 6 days ago

Be best, heroic vandal

[–] Gregg@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Thomas’s dissent stated he didn’t get anything lavish to go along with the ruling. Also, he didn’t get to show porn to anyone involved so he took his ball and went home.

[–] Gregg@lemm.ee 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Cool. My religion has women’s rights and accepting LBGTQ folks as peers. Regarding peaceful dialogue we might be at an impasse.

[–] Gregg@lemm.ee 32 points 1 week ago

Controlled opposition. The Dems gotta keep kayfabe alive and pretend they give a shit while getting those sweet corporate donations.

[–] Gregg@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

Boy howdy this is the type of claim that is easily researched. Even without the birthday these displays are not a common occurrence.

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