I think whoever the intended audience is has to do some of the (mental) work on their end. Ultimately this picture posing as text means for us to self-reflect (even though it targets USians, it still broadly applies to most of the developed world)
Hadriscus
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The waffle rifle
It feels like satire, Apple is involved.... it's probably real
Not sure if you're really asking or if its rhetorical, so forgive me if I'm way off, but in doubt it is a reference to how rpg players (of the tabletop kind) will (try to) do inane shit at some point in any given game, such as fucking a dragon. Hence the great overlap between the respective skillsets of managers and dungeon masters. And I assume parents of toddlers.
Looks like you want to be free. There is an easy way to do that, if I may ask for just 5 minutes of your time....
Are you sure it was a lie ?
Open a public dinosaur museum somewhere in the swiss alps, with european safety measures and a properly compensated sysadmin. The european union pays for the whole thing while ticket money goes to a research fund. There's also a backup power grid for the t-rex enclosure. See, it's not hard.
hah ! that's funny as hell.
There's a guy carrying my name, he works as something of an art dealer, don't know the specifics. I have been included in many conversations. The price some paintings go for is... surprising. Oh and one of the same bunch also runs a christian scouting club or something.
That's amazing. Moving to Canada
You should still be able to disassemble it and solder on a new battery if you have the tools, the time and the knowledge