Iamsqueegee

joined 2 years ago
[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 hours ago

Life, uh, finds a way.

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

The lies are made in the USA. Does that count?

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

In response to the number one choice:“VERY YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN SERIES IN DEVELOPMENT FROM WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS TEAM”

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, they’re changing it green.

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

Look on the back of the stems. That’s usually where you’ll find manufacturer’s stamps. At the same time, they kind of look like tarnished silver. Try polishing them!

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago

Vaginamort’s removedcrux is a toilet seat in the lesser-known Stone Minge Monument’s park lavatory. It can only be destroyed by the Lance of Whuzzaclit.

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I like the rope trim along the log wall. A creative way to fill the gap!

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 week ago

We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

Snakes. I hate snakes.

Bring out the gimp.

Of course I know him! He’s me!

Sssssmokin’!

I understood that reference.

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

This the new SpaceX-PLODE model?

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

But they’re FDA approved by a regime that is totally unlike… aw. Fuck.

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 42 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There was a rumor many, many years ago of Spaceballs 3: The Search for Spaceballs 2

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago

Not poetic I reckon, but I like that effective has two Fs and defective only has one. That missing F makes something not work. So, in essence, sometimes, to give an F can help make something work.

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