Can we get a term like this for AI. I'm so goddam sick and tired of everything being called AI that clearly and obviously isn't.
We developed a system that looks for red and when it sees red it KNoOOoOAwwWWss that it is seeing red and does stuff. It's a super effective, ground breaking, world shaping, paradigm changing AI system. Give us money please.

it's so perfect my brain is having a hard time believing it's real.