InevitableSwing

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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

I know the feeling. And I've started to be careful about comments wherever I am on the net. The last thing I need in my life is to make some throwaway joke that comes back to haunt me years later. Even pre-Trump law enforcement had no sense of humor. Things are infinity worse now and will continue to get even worse.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I posted it so many hours ago but then (and now) - my only thought was [redacted]. And that's a joke I keep meaning to use less. I never want to fedpost at Hexbear but I think of... um... stuff every day.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

H*nk h*nk h*nk h*nk h*nk

CW?

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I thought 4 hadn't come out yet.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

The video features a veteran being turned away from bomb shelters when the nuke drops & destroys the batman building. The vet finds a dog and takes shelter in their shack.

I'd really like to see that.

Cannot find it now, stg it was sturgill simpson

Oh.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If that happens - he needs to give himself the nickname Justice. That way he can be Supreme Court Justice Judge "Justice" Reinhold.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

The Bluesky thread by the journalist - https://bsky.app/profile/marisakabas.bsky.social/post/3lqdmjwzbhk2t

She's a great follow.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

TRUMP TRAIN NO BREAKS [SIC]

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The next time there's space - Trump could put Kid Rock on the supreme court if he wanted to. There are no prerequisites.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

whomever Trump found entertaining on Fox News this week.

I can imagine convos like the following. Our scene begins at breakfast time. A spouse is talking to their husband who is a judge.

"Honey, you know how often tell you that you could shave your mustache and get more... um... fashionable glasses?"

Irritatedly "Yes. And I've told you that I like my mustache. And my glasses."

"But you'll probably get interviewed on Fox News next week... And... Well...Trump will probably be watching."

"So?"

"So... He hates mustaches and I don't think he'll like your glasses either."

"Surely my record stands for itself. Are you actually saying I should focus on trivialities to improve my judicial standing?"

Standing their ground "Trump makes the decisions. He's very interested in how people look and that people look that they came right out of central casting. And if you want something better - you had better appeal to him."

They have a big fight. The judge says he doesn't want a bite of the "nice breakfast" and he storms out of the house in a huff. After about ten minutes as he's driving to work for his job which is clearly beneath him - he thinks that might it could be time for the mustache to go. And - what the heck - maybe it's time to get new glasses too. Looking the part might help him get the judgeship he deserves.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

I saw a lot of post threads with comments on Bluesky that where basically "I ride the subway and it's not perfect but..." or "I take the bus and I've seen some stuff on it but...". A lot of libs can't just say public transportation is good.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

Ukrainian platoon commander: "You - British cannon fodder morons. Run forward and try to take that ridge. You're gonna die but at least it's gonna be funny."

The elderly Brits have no idea what he said because - as usual - he was speaking in Ukrainian. They look to a seemingly kindly Ukrainian chap who knows some English. "He said 'Take that ridge. It is risk but he thinks you can do.' "

There are smiles all around and the those-about-to-die pensioners start to move forward.

 

It's a bark lynx spider.

 

It gets better. By that I mean worse. The school admins starting lying and saying it was shut down due to copyright issues.

The statement began:

After Friday night’s performance of The Crucible, we received several complaints as to an unauthorized change in the script of the play. Upon investigation, we learned that the performance did not reflect the original script. These alterations were not approved by the licensing company or administration. The performance contract for The Crucible does not allow modifications without prior written approval. Failing to follow the proper licensing approval process for additions led to a breach in our contract with the play’s publisher. The infraction resulted in an automatic termination of the licensing agreement. The second performance of The Crucible could not occur because we were no longer covered by a copyright agreement.

Suddenly, the demonic and disgusting content had been magically transformed into a copyright violation. Three students stated that no words of the text had been changed in any way. The only possible material in the production that might have given the licensor pause was that the production began with a wordless scene of the young women of Salem dancing in the woods at night, enacting what is described by dialogue in the text.

[It's] an interpretive choice that was unlikely to have been in violation of the license since it altered not the text, the spirit nor the intention of the show. Would it have been advisable to have checked with the licensor? Yes. Was it flagrantly out of bounds? I think not.

I enjoyed the first 1/3rd the article which is to that point. But in the last 2/3rd the writer goes on and on and on and on trying to find definitive proof that the school admins are lying. Why bother? They're lying.

 

Researchers have estimated that hundreds of millions of birds die hitting buildings every year in the United States. These strikes are believed to be one of the factors behind an almost 30 percent drop in North American birds since 1970. Chicago is one of the most dangerous cities in the country for migrating birds, according to research by the Cornell Lab of Ornithology. And no building was known to be more lethal than McCormick Place’s Lakeside Center.

One particular day at the building in 2013 - ~1,000 birds died.

Then, on Oct. 5, 2023, Dr. Willard climbed the lakefront steps to the building’s walkway on his routine inspection to find it littered with dead and injured birds. Shocked by the sheer volume, struggling to save the living while gathering the dead, he called a colleague for help. “They were continuing to crash as we were picking them up,” Dr. Willard recalled. The casualties were mostly warblers, but also thrushes, sparrows and others. On the way back to the museum, they carried plastic bags bulging with roughly 975 dead birds.

Dots on the windows

Some of the earliest research on how to make glass safer for birds was conducted by Daniel Klem Jr., an ornithologist at Muhlenberg College in Allentown, Pa. He found that falcon silhouettes were not effective. Birds did not register them as predators and simply flew into the adjacent glass. Instead, to effectively deter birds, the glass needed a pattern over its entire surface. A distance of no more than two inches would prevent even tiny hummingbirds from trying to dart through, he said.

Eventually Ms. Clark and her team decided on the dots. The treatment cost $1.2 million, paid for by the state of Illinois. Ms. Clark chose the pattern herself, and it was installed in a hectic three-month period last summer to be in place for fall migration. Visitors don’t seem to even notice the dots from the inside, she said. She knows of no pushback.

[...]

The vast glass windows and doors of the building, called Lakeside Center at McCormick Place, are overlaid with a pattern of close, opaque dots. Applied last summer to help birds perceive the glass, the treatment’s early results are nothing short of remarkable. During fall migration, deaths were down by about 95 percent when compared with the two previous autumns.

[...]

Conservationists are using the building’s success as they continue a longtime campaign to implement a bird-friendly design ordinance in Chicago. “I think that may win the day for us in City Hall,” said Annette Prince, director of Chicago Bird Collision Monitors. “This is not just a maybe fix, this is going to make a significant difference in bird mortality, and McCormick Place is the poster child.”

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