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Yeah! I wanted to keep reading!

Canada not on the list?

Really?? Let me try! My password is: RhaedasFromLemmyIsAHumanDildo

Woah, it turns out due process is kinda important

Haha, your poor teacher is the real victim here.

The initials scratching play was gutsy considering how utterly unnecessary it was.

Circa 1991 I stole my classmate’s pen and he noticed and confronted me immediately. A few kids were circled around, watching it go down. I tried to lie and say it was mine and he said “Oh yeah, what special feature does it have, then?” And I, scrambling, said “It has.. purple ink!” That was true, but he was the pen’s true owner and not buying that shit. He snatched it out of my hand and did.. something with it that I didn’t quite understand. He slammed the butt end of it down into the palm of his hand and it clicked or something. I dunno. Either way, case closed.

If your name is Corey and you went to Pond Springs Elementary and had Mrs. Olsen as a 5th grade teacher, I’m sorry I tried to steal your pen.

Looks like they found Satoshi Nakamoto and now Hegseth is gonna beat him with a sock fulla quarters til he gives Trump “all the bitcoins”

Whaddup Stu(d)!

Post it here

Backdrop of military folk because:

• They have to follow orders, no matter how asinine
• Because of The Implication
• Nobody from Greenland would stand behind this clown

You’re out of your element, fleshoid.

Awesome! Thanks so much for doing this and sharing!