Once was looking at hentai on the bus. (yes, thank you, I know I'm a degenerate) anyway the bus hit a bump and my phone went flying a few rows up and landed screen up on the floor.
You could tell a few people notice but a lady near where it landed handed it back to me, super nice about it, like nothing happened.
Take the staggering amount of public money we give meat and dairy and put it towards more sustainable and healthy foods.