The better to see you with, my dear UwU

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(I'm giving you attention)

This calls for a large-scale study to find out how effective it is. Now, where could we find participants?~ :3

Thank you <3

Unfortunately, I have to get shit done today. My head is screaming at me to stop, and ignoring it physically hurts, but I need to prepare for my last fucking exam and I have three days left and I'll believe in any god if they promise to help me q-q

what the heck, now I want to be an oligarch OwO

That'd be wonderful. It's parasocial as heck because we know very little about each other, but I miss them.

I used to chat with someone while playing video games, but they haven't been around for two weeks. I wonder what they're up to. Last time I saw them, they said something about having to drive during a snowstorm, and I just hope they're alright. They're the only person I really talk with.

omg meee, I wanna bite the cord so hard I get electro-cute :3

How to look like that without committing to bangs, learning how to do make-up, dyeing my hair, or putting in any kind of effort at all 🥺

Being a potato would be so chill. You could become anything you want. Mashed potatoes, French fries, vodka, a battery to power a small light bulb -- anything!