MantisToboggon

joined 1 week ago
[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

How long did you last until climax?

[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago

I tell my girls on the regular, no matter how big you get or how far you go you will Always be my baby.

[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

Oh I like you you can come over and fuck my wife.

[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

No it's for your magnum dong.

[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

Kirk knocked boots with all aliens pictured.

[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

Add a magnum condom and you are set for anything.

[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Jam it right in my ass!

[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 56 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

You did good kid!

[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I remember reading that he turned down next friday because he didn't want to normalize weed use.

https://www.reddit.com/r/entertainment/comments/rrnveh/ice_cube_says_chris_tucker_turned_down_12m_for/

It's okay he's a fourth tier shaman .

[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Government efficiency at work people.

[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I thought he was super clean and religious?

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