Mediocre_Bard

joined 2 years ago
[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

You know what's fun? Cancelling stuff and citing the reason as 'tariff-related inflation'. It's too new and there is no response script yet, so customer service doesn't really argue.

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Dig two graves Ms. Bondi.

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Start burning insurance agencies (at night, we're not monsters) and Teslas. Make it cost them more to be shitty.

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Yeah, but those things burned out if you got them too wet.

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

LOL, fucking try to get a stationary AI to run a classroom. Hey AI Teacher, three kids just left to meet up for a fuck and fight club in the bathroom. Fix it.

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

A fellow Lemming of science, I see. Respect.

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Okay then. Time to go to the garage and get out my baseball bat.

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Probably put them where the people are standing around in the morning.

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Don't? It won't be financially great for whoever has to deal with it, but it will cost you $0.

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Off to Azeroth? Could be okay ...

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago

That can be corrected pretty quick.

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