How much do you think we could crowdfund to buy out some foreign prisons and turn them into revolving doors that the US government pays to take prisoners, and then just lets them go. Unfortunately, I'm sure I'm not the first person with this idea, except the others with the idea are human traffickers who want slave labor.
Alternatively, we steal Elon's dumb tunnel digger, and go put a basement door in some foreign prisons now.
This is the tune I thought of (apologies for linking a YT short, but it was the only version I could find)
There's also a longer YT Music version here, but I'm not sure if it's a premium thing or not.