Nikls94

Huh. Never thought I’d read "Super Straight" outside the denim section

Full self driving in the next 5 years! [Elon Musk, 2016 and every year since]

Satire magazines over here wrote things like "The Vatican will, as a precaution, wait another 3 days before officially declaring the Pope dead.“

I’d totally like to share what I do at my office job at the equivalent of the IRS in my country, but that’s classified :(

You could have at least removed france

Remind some of this

This could have also been said by any speedrunner in a game with even a single RNG event.

"Assume that everyone else just wants to be happy too"

• I’ve forgotten who said or wrote this

To me it was the toxicity. I posted a meme about "look how they massacred my boy" and the old and new DonkeyKong designs and got downvoted and mean comments. The site went to shit after the API-price increase and the only reason I’m still on there is that my hobbies aren’t on lemmy yet.

This is FL Studio or something like that! And with all those substances it makes you raise the question: which came first? Rave music, or the drugs? Think about it: either there was some dude high AF on a computer, making some music and thinking "dayum this sounds dope" Or: some dude made some music and was like "man this sucks. Better take some drugs"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5GqABNl26ZY&pp=0gcJCdgAo7VqN5tD

This is the way.

It’s bold of you to assume you own the cat. She owns you. You are her servant.

Jokes aside, my two oxytocin reactors love liquid snacks.