OryxAndCake

joined 5 months ago
[–] OryxAndCake@slrpnk.net 1 points 28 minutes ago* (last edited 16 minutes ago)

they lose attraction because they were never attracted to the person. they are attracted to the fantasy of the person.

and once you become too ‘real’ you destroy the fantasy and they have no more interest.

All of us who were Manic Pixie Dream Girl-ed are reading this thread and rolling our eyes so hard it hurts.

[–] OryxAndCake@slrpnk.net 1 points 37 minutes ago

Eh plenty aren't, you just don't meet them because they don't bother trying to bond with people.

[–] OryxAndCake@slrpnk.net 2 points 38 minutes ago (1 children)

~~aromantic asexual~~ noble and inert

[–] OryxAndCake@slrpnk.net 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Anyway, congrats on blocking me dumbass and if you've actually managed to read and take in any of the pages I've linked, have you now got a slightly better understanding of how monumentally fucked we are?

So, what are you going to do now?

Are you going to protest? Do you think that will do anything? Lmao, maybe you'll make some friends and have a nice little solidarity about the state of things with them. I hear prison sucks though, and climate protesters keep getting jailed these days.

Are you going to go vegan? That would be a huge positive impact you could make of as it would reduce the carbon emissions and soil degridation impact slightly from animal agriculture. Most people though, even climate scientists and climate activists, won't go vegan. So probably not that either.

Maybe you'll forgo procreating, each human produces a trully staggering amount of carbon (I'm just guessing that you're in the US, look up your country if not). That would be very kind to your potential offspring too as the upcoming droughts and famines are going to kill billions globally.

Who knows, maybe you'll even live out your angry edgelord dreams and drone strike a billionaire.

Or hey, maybe against all odds you'll wake up one day and realise that somehow, you're suddenly some kind of god-wizard capable of rewriting the laws of physics! How exciting. You could really make a difference this way.

You'd probably need to fundamentally change human nature too though because there's no way our species isn't going to do this again if you'll let them.

Personally, as I don't believe in the power of duex ex machina and am not interested in doing something profoundly stupid to land myself in prison, I'm just going to keep being vegan and childfree, and I'm going to try to enjoy the last of the abundance till the food runs out and/or these tumours kill me.

P.S. If you really want our species to survive 4.5c by 2060 and not go extinct by the end of the century, you should aim for god-wizard.

[–] OryxAndCake@slrpnk.net 0 points 3 days ago

Lmao, this [as in your initial comment] isn't my fight because I'm not going around telling people I'm going to kill the billionaires with my badass drone skills. That was you, buddy.

This [climate collapse, resource depletion, billionaires, capitalism, etc] also isn't my fight because I'm not interested in larping at being a physics defying wizard capable of rewriting reality.

I'm not rich or 'owning class' either, and I wasn't yelling at you. I was mocking you.

What do you actually know about climate collapse and resource depletion? If you'd care to actually learn something about the state of the world we live in, you might understand why I'm such a pessamistic misanthrope.

Did you know that 90% of earths topsoil is at risk of depletion by 2050? That's what all the food grows in btw. Without arable land, there is no way to feed 8+ billion people.

Did you know that global freshwater demand will exceed supply 40% by 2030? Our planet will be 40% over capacity on fresh water resources globally by 2030. Without fresh water, we can't grow food and hydrate 8+ billion people.

Did you know that our global human population has surpassed Earth’s sustainable carrying capacity?

Did you know that global carbon emissions are still rising?

Did you know that the latest CFSv2 model runs now show the Nino 3.4 SST anomaly forecast peaking at 4.10°C in November.

Do you know what a blue ocean event is? Do you want to follow along with daily updates on the arctic sea ice extent?

Did you know that June 2026 came in as the second warmest on record since 1940 at 1.39°C above the 1850-1900 pre-industrial baseline, second only to 2024 at 1.50°C above the baseline?

Did you know that the world is likely to exceed a key global warming target soon. But can you guess what these guys aren't measuring that will impact this massively?

The answer is a nice call back to the Blue Ocean Event you hopefully just learned about, because did you know that 4.5c above the baseline by 2060 is possible?

Would you like me to go on? There is so much more we haven't even touched upon yet, but this post is long enough as it is.

[–] OryxAndCake@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lmao, go recycle something.

[–] OryxAndCake@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

Year Of The Flood is one of my favourite books, I reread it every summer now. Toby and her little rituals are very comforting.

YotF was the first one I read of the trilogy too, but it doesn't make for quite as good a username with all those christian connotations.

I've read all the books in the correct order several times since then, but I far prefer reading O&C after YotF, it makes Maddaddam feel so much more cathartic and deserved and it really improves the pacing. The slow build up in YotF, leading to all the action and exposition in O&C and then winding down in Maddaddam and the story coming back to Toby, flows so much better as a three book narrative. Also piecing everything together with this order is much more interesting too imo.

[–] OryxAndCake@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Ok, go fix the world and be the hero everybody needs.

Despite your behaviour here, I do wish you well in spreading this message of more labour and ignoring climate science and resource depletion, amongst your likely already overworked and under paid friends and neighbours.

Nothing says "We CAN fix this!" like naive optimism, but hey, who knows, maybe you'll get really, really lucky before the top soil and fresh water reserves run out and find a wizard capable of rewriting the laws of physics and reversing all those tipping points we've passed. Or a time traveller who can go throw a spanner 8nto the works of the industrial.revolution maybe?

Either way, you've got 25y at best there before the soil and water run out, and that's if, if we don't have a blue ocean event before then.

You should start now if you haven't already, that wizard might be pretty hard to find and time travellers are notorious for it.

[–] OryxAndCake@slrpnk.net 0 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Revolution against capitalism isn't something I think is possible, they literally have all the money and power in the world and that is not a fight we can win.

Plus they aren't spending any of their trillions to fix climate change (not that they even could at this point), so what's the point in fighting for, or even dreaming of, a better future, when the rest of this century is going to involve the deaths of multiple billions of people to drought, famine, technological collapse, bad weather and run away heating.

So instead of spouting hollow platitudes about beheading billiomaires and needing revolutions, I've spent my energy elsewhere, mainly by studying climate science and enjoying what little health I have left.

[–] OryxAndCake@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

Good on you if you are. Are you?

[–] OryxAndCake@slrpnk.net -4 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

Luigi already did one, so what are you waiting for?

Talking big about revolutions and beheading people when you clearly have no intention of actually doing either, is honestly kinda pathetic.

[–] OryxAndCake@slrpnk.net 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Trans femmes: I want to rob a bank

Rob Banks (trans man): After my nap.

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