Pilon23

How did you get that shirt so clean mate?

I'd imagine this is what OP is referring to

You mean feddit.de, or did .org also get abandoned?

dinosaur mummies

6 year old me would've been scared shitless with this information

Stop biting people...

What do people do then? Play a game of chicken? Come to a full stop on the ramp? Crash into each other?

Might be. It is definitely a thing, though.

Oh I have no doubt about that - maybe there's a story behind their strictness. Maybe the companies I've worked for have not yet had an employee publicly embarrass the company to such an extent, that they felt the need to make this a mandatory part of employee onboarding.

That sounds unethical, to say the least. Did they verify if you actually did it, or just “suggest” you do?

There was no top-down verification, but I worked with a few Grade A suck-ups, who would proudly volunteer information on which accounts they used and which posts were theirs. I kept politely ignoring the repeated verbal requests until management moved on to their next big obsession.

Corporations drill it deep into your head that _you do not positively promote your own products or negatively review competitor products

This isn't a general or global thing. I have yet to be told above in any place I've worked, and one place even asked people to write fake reviews on Trustpilot/job sites

Clearly a euphemism for anal sex. Once or twice a day is fine, but 24/7 is far too much. I'd also be hiding in nature at that point

My wife insists on true neutral and I can't think of a worse way of doing it. I try to counterbalance with lawful good whenever I have eggs, bit I'm always playing catch up...

George Soros did what?!?!

My cousins are gonna be very upset when they hear this. Gonna fucking ruin our double date

Same, but they can A/B test thumbnails, so clearly it leads to more engagement.

I like that its become an easy filter for dumbed down content, so I save myself some time