SandmanXC

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[โ€“] SandmanXC@lemmy.world 45 points 8 hours ago (5 children)

You're on it honey

[โ€“] SandmanXC@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago
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[โ€“] SandmanXC@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hi can I f--k your r*po?

[โ€“] SandmanXC@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You might enjoy this, and it should definitely clear it up: https://youtu.be/TebCHHCw9rY

[โ€“] SandmanXC@lemmy.world 50 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Except of you explain your reasoning and I see where you're coming from. Motherfucker.

[โ€“] SandmanXC@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

That's how when you actually get your cock stuck in the door you end up with nobody believing you.

[โ€“] SandmanXC@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Damn, for someone 80 times taller he looks so small.. he must be very far away

[โ€“] SandmanXC@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

My dog doesn't like most people.. so I guess that checks out

[โ€“] SandmanXC@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A penistle, if you will.

[โ€“] SandmanXC@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

For people who grew up under Soviet occupation, it was one of the few forms of beauty that could not be stumped out.

[โ€“] SandmanXC@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago

Surely this isn't loss?

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