SnokenKeekaGuard

joined 2 years ago
[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 minutes ago

One is experimented upon for everything. The other shits on peoples cars as a fuck you.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 32 minutes ago (1 children)

Literally imprinted in so many peoples memory its insane. Him and psy

 

Now, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service said it plans to declare seven species of it as endangered.

Gotta start early to get ahead

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Then why don't they carry walki talkies and say 'on your 6' to each other when one gets too close? Are they stupid?

Thats part of it. Later got to fucking

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Now I'm thinking of that reddit dude who was fucking his mom (was later confirmed to be true)

Guy with the broken arm who's mum offered to wank him

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Turn off your notifications mate. And don't return to the scene of the crime

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Heart attack bc he found out I presume

This car had no seatbelt in it. They record videos of people giving tests here so the man gave me a lil fake belt to put on my shoulder.

Haha well I'd be shot for about 90% of the things i say or do here if people knew.

Also I'm sometimes in Pakistan, sometimes in Qatar.

Saying Jesus is more part of the internet lingo for me.

Hi. Hope you have a nice day, year and life

 

And if you're wondering ... Its automatic, not manual

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