SoGrumpy

Why's it called a blow job when you're mostly sucking it?

Because the term started life as "A below job - i.e. below the belt - and mutated to blow job because whispered quickly, in the backseat of a car, that's what it sounds like.

I stopped smoking 10 years ago. Once in a blue moon I'll subconsciouly reach for the non-exsistent pack on the table, catch myself and laugh, whilst thinking about the money I've saved.

Have the day you voted for. Also, I'm all out of fucks.

So if they want to be active in your country they need to pay an 'activation tax' or something, that counteracts removing the majority of their profits tax-free from the country.

Honestly, if I lived in NY, this post on it's own would make me vote for him.

Of course, I'd have to live in the US too, which I don't, thank some deity.

bird strike taking out both engines? nah.

Why not? That's the reason Sully had to land on the Hudson.

Are you me? (I don't mean name wise)

I always upvote quotes from him.

After reading one of these pop-ups the first time I saw one, a switch was activated in my brain. Now when I see one, I hit the back button on my mouse before the last scan line of the page has reached the end.

I don't need the information that bad.

Don't buy Apple. Problem solved. I will not accept arguments about 'but the eco-system blah-blah'

Sticks Fingers in ears lalalalalala

This isn't real - she has a bra on.