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If this goes well I can't wait to see its sequel 28 decades later.

We're so fucked then.

Carry him in a poke ball! You're just ruining your car that way.

"Hello hotline? I've been feeling pretty blue lately and thought about dyeing that way. Can you give me any tips to be sure I don't mess it up?"

America will make up for it somehow. With the way we're cutting regulations here, our environment will be loaded with heavy metals and carcinogens in no time.

Simple. Just brush the spider off the telescope's aperture.

The Perpendicular Waltz in my ass.

It works remarkably well for a lot of things if you put a little effort into it. Depending on the distro, you might have a little more trouble trying to fix something. For my use case it can do gaming, CAD, office work, and some light programming just fine with some quirks and tradeoffs. Lemmy in general is a good place to ask troubleshooting questions too

This. There are too many loopholes and glaring problems written into the very code of the government that allows two parties to hold power and not represent the will of the people in a balanced way. The Constitution needs a heavy overhaul for the needs and challenges of the 21st century and beyond. The founding fathers also didn't want a single document to stay stagnant in perpetuity.

In my neck of the woods onigiris were redubbed as "popcorn balls".

Solar panels?

They seem to have the only people willing to deliver to a drainage hole.