SpoonyBard

I don’t know why, but “stealing him” is such a funny way of saying that.

These are great tips. I generally don’t take long term medication other than allergy pills, which don’t have side effects like this and I’m very new to Adderall, so this is very helpful.

No! NOOOOO! Grandma, you removed!

Then why did she leave that “back massager” out all the time?! Just seems irresponsible at that point.

My wife has to remind me often to eat food because I just forget.

Ironically just started taking Adderall for ADHD and a common side effect is that it kills your appetite and people forget to eat.

Damn.. am I on the Truman Show or something?

The amount of time I spend trying to remember a thought I was literally in the middle of and often with the most useless details.

For some reason I’ll have like two random things to go off of. “It had to do with “purple” and “about 10 years ago”. Wtf, I was just thinking about it. What was it?

This is something my grandmother would have had and actually used it as a normal shower head and thought nothing of it.

Even spiders have that one uncle that’s like “pull my horseshoe vortices”.

Weird, I haven’t heard anyone say they hated Coldplay for this. In fact, I’d say that Coldplay is one of those bands that is regularly hated on, well before any of the cheating CEO and now, if anything, Coldplay is more liked, even if indirectly just because the situation was funny and meme’d so much.

Remember when cabinet members went to prison for taking bribes from giant companies and in return giving them government contracts (the teapot dome scandal)?

And now that’s just normal “business” for politicians.

Reminds me of comedian, James Acaster saying that dating is just learning more about a person and slowly realizing that you don’t like them as much as you hoped you would.

“I should have warned you, some of the jokes are sad.”

Well, it makes sense then that we used to describe it as being a “Doom-like” game lol.