TeamAssimilation

joined 2 years ago
[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 2 points 18 hours ago

Newsflash: felines stink, the bigger they are the more they do. A big furry wouldn’t have a problem with body odor even in the scale of RMS’s.

[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Guess someone doesn’t like to clean their parents’ doodoos.

[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

TBH Apple is closed mainly because it makes them boatloads of money, not because of security. It could still be open and responsible.

The 3% was because your friend made you take a test you didn’t want to. Your vanilla power is nearly overwhelming the testing capacities of current technology.

[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
  • Alien: Why do you want to replicate things for money?
  • Mothra: So I can buy the things I want!
  • Alien: Can’t you replicate the things you want instead?
  • Mothra: This thing can replicate admiration?!
[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Plot twist: every replicated replicator degrades slightly in subtle ways, like making glass less smooth, or making food taste a little bit stale. After the fourth cycle, bananas taste a bit like warm mayo.

[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Nah, economy would suffer and adapt, but not technology or science. Engineers still would get together and work on new designs, but not for money.

Yup, mind uploading is making a copy. If the copying process is destruct, that doesn’t make it less of a copy. Your copy would remember your decision, so it will know it’s a copy as long as it knew how the process works.

Yes, there is overlapping. You make an effort to say funny and witty things, partly because you think it will make you look smart, hence attractive, and partly because you enjoy making her laugh. Which part is the biggest influences how confident you seem.

[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So you would have to replicate a percent of the mass of the sun. Seems feasible. The electricity bill would be nuts, but the world is ending anyway.

[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I feel the astounding energy needed to create matter would be the reason for the cooldown, so having more than one would make little difference.

[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Prize, not price. And thinking unrealistically high of yourself will only attract low self-esteem girls. If that’s your thing, great for you.

The best strategy in my experience is being yourself, not artificially bending towards what you think will look attractive. Self confidence is more attractive than narcissism, at least for my type of girl.

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