ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling

joined 2 years ago

They certainly look like stereotypical alabamanians

[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No, enemas do the opposite of that

It sounds like your fellow wagies have been conditioned to shun anything that smells even a little "socialist". Paternity leave not only smells like communism, but also wokeism by daring to suggest that the man of the house should maybe share the responsibility of taking care of their baby.

You are bravely doing the radical feminist work of daring to care for your wife who is likely going to have trouble with either holding her bladder (if she squeezed your new family member out through her pelvis) or with standing up and holding your baby (if she got a c-section). How do you feel knowing most of your coworkers wouldn't do this for their wife?

[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Microwave the water on high for ten minutes, drop the teabag in, and run for my life

The high proportion of Linux users is nice

Sounds like a coward who isn't willing to be furry on main

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