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[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 12 hours ago

reasonable precaution, if you also believe in spirits impregnating a woman who then birthed the son of god, everthings possible.

[–] juliebean@lemm.ee 65 points 16 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Kommeavsted@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 15 hours ago

The snopes article doesn't say it's outright false, just that it's not based on available evidence. So stating it as fact rather than rumor is misinformation.

The Vatican has failed to deny it for over 20 years of inquiry. The impact of this claim is benign compared to pretty much anything else the church has factually done.

it's funny and harmless, meme on.

[–] lazyViking@lemmy.world 12 points 15 hours ago

Yes, that is the definition of a factoid

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 17 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I bet that thing has incredible scaling in a FTH/STR build.

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 hours ago

!soulslike@lemmy.zip :)

[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

This guy Souls.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 11 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Isn't that what JD Vance did when he visited the pope, killing him?

Since the Trump administration thrives on falsifying news, can't we go in the counter offensive by mass spreading JD Vance killed the pope? I think this would be so funny and his dumb fanbase might actually believe it and start to hate him for it.

[–] Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

Can anyone proof he did not Kill the pope?

Were you there? Talked to someone in person who was there?

If not, all the information you/i/we have got most likely delivered as a bunch of hackable pixels.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Just askin' questions

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

You cannot prove a negative, so he did it.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 75 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (6 children)

Fun fact: the word "factoid" means a false bit of information that is being passed as fact. It doesn't mean "a small interesting tidbit of information".

Though I suppose the official definition will be changed since the proper one is seemingly dead

Quick edit: looks like it may have already been altered.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago
[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 44 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

A really fun factoid is that factoids being false information is not actually true!

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 18 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 7 points 17 hours ago

I love when a seemingly harmless meme becomes a linguistics debate and then just pure logic

[–] lenuup@reddthat.com 9 points 15 hours ago

Which means that OP used factoid correctly.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago

You know, it should be obvious, but until you brought it up here, I was guilty of thinking of it as just some colloquialism (which it very well may be). But if you think of the suffix -oid, taking "humanoid" for example, you get something that isn't presenting itself as a human. But I didn't come to that conclusion, I just was like, wow, they bop the Pope with a hammer.

So thanks.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Lol, you could say your comment was a factoid.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Yeah, I was gonna make the joke, but got lazy.

It works under every definition of it, really.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 102 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (8 children)

What happens if they hit the pope with the pope hammer and the pope sits up and screams "Ow!" ??? 🤔

Do they just keep hitting him with the hammer or do they need to use magic to destroy the undead abomination?

[–] jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world 101 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The hammer deals holy damage, so it'll be very effective to keep hitting.

[–] YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip 21 points 23 hours ago

critical miss undead pope deals 15 crushing damage plus disease

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[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 17 points 23 hours ago

Six more weeks of winter.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 15 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Rossi pra Papa! Você leu aqui primeiro, comigo.

A eleição vai ser decidida na cage.

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[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 17 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

They like to keep the bodies/relics so maybe there is a wack'a'pope machine in the vatican

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Dunno about you, but I'm bopping the bishop right now bb.

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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 15 points 19 hours ago
[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 19 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

It's to make sure they STAY dead.

Unsanctioned resurrections are strictly forbidden.

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 1 points 10 hours ago

Or next thing you get two pope lines and one of them messes around with your vampire boyfriend

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

But if it's during Easter, is it really forbidden?

Or is this Jesus being a jealous prick?

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (4 children)

So..

Like full swing or just a little tap tap?

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 47 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

He was wearing white, when he went into the room.

[–] Firoaren@sh.itjust.works 7 points 19 hours ago

Szeth Son Son Vallano wore white on the day he was to kill a pope

[–] marine_mustang@sh.itjust.works 12 points 22 hours ago

Gotta be concave for the conclave!

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[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 14 points 20 hours ago

I FEEL POPE-Y! I FEEL POPE-Y!

[–] fargeol@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

A made-up factoid would have said seven hits with the hammer, so I guess this one is true.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Should hit him with a Klingon pain stick.

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Glory to the Vatican house! Yesterday was a good day (for the Pope) to die!

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 17 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

The inventor of this method: „he was dead before I hit him. I was totally just checking with my medical hammer, you guys. Believe me.“

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[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is like those warning labels. Someone had to really fuck up to get some of those warnings made. Makes me wonder about this hammer.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oh, they did. Telling if someone was really dead was difficult until modern medicine figured it out in the last century or so. People got buried alive by unwitting village elders all the time.

[–] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 23 hours ago

it was common enough that the "Safety Coffin" was invented to help deal with it. If you heard a bell ringing in the graveyard, someone was alive down there.

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[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I want to believe this is real

[–] deus@lemmy.world 34 points 23 hours ago

It's unclear. The Vatican denies it, but apparently weirder methods have been used to certify the passing of a pope before, so who knows.

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[–] ArtificialHoldings@lemmy.world 10 points 22 hours ago

It's giving Midsommar

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 11 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
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