TransplantedSconie

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[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 133 points 11 hours ago

Oh boy. That executive just opened the gates of hell. John will basically pull the entire recorded deposition, make a giant flag out of it, and plant it outside his home for all to see. He will take it and run full page ads in the guys hometown newspaper. He will lobby to have the local sewage treatment plant to have the name be the guys deposition lmao. Good luck homey.

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 16 points 18 hours ago

When it gets to ten we all get a free puppy, right?

They may not understand it, but they've fucked around long enough to get to the find out part of the equation. I just wish those of us that understand this and voted against this shit wouldn't be affected by it

That would require American politicians to have a spine. Those are in short supply.

global observers await the tariffs' implementation on April 5.

Ah so that's why it only dropped 1500.

We got 2 more days before the run on banks.

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Implode the world to bring about Jebus.

Reporter:

Mr. President, would you say that that trebuchet was reciprocal?

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Goldman Sachs have blinders on. This is gonna hit hard tomorrow

With hundreds of millions of high powered weapons floating around?

You bet!! ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Imagine he's golfing and a fucking engine block of a 1982 Buick Regal comes sailing through the air from 200 meters.

One can only dream.

After hour stock trading is a fucking slaughter right now. We might see the biggest drop in history tomorrow.

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 15 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Not even via a trebuchet?

Trebuchets:

A superior siege engine for today's trying times!

 
 
 
 
 
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