No, you see, they meant "This-shit-for-brain-cell's logic;" the shit cell is singular.
UniversalBasicJustice
Note: no opinion either way, but thought exercise;
Pilots mayday'd ATC ~10 seconds after take-off. Survivor could've heard the engines die, oxygen masks may have deployed when ram-air turbine spun up, may've seen the ground getting closer instead of further away. Twenty adrenaline-fueled seconds is quite a bit of time. Main variable keeping me skeptical is finding a survivable intersection of fall height and distance from explosion.
Engine failure during take-off would lead to an abrupt decrease in the rate of change of acceleration; by definition the 'jerk'. Escaping via the emergency exit in that time is feasible. Timing the jump...questionable, but possible.
Lucifer is literally the angel of free thought. Satanism promotes critical thinking and the right to question authority. Wikipedia is one of the few remaining repositories of free knowledge and polluting it with LLM summaries is exactly the inscrutable, uncritiqueable bullshit that led to the Abrahamic god casting Lucifer out.
I realize your reply is facetious, but there's a reason we're dealing with christofascists and not satanic fascists. Don't do my boy dirty like that.
I tried this a few days ago, but Overdrive only had 2 'copies' of the 30+ year old novel I wanted and the waitlist was 10 weeks so I added another "Fuck capitalism for..." to my list.