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It's when you pee in someone's mouth during a blowie.
Any port in a storm, I always say.
I've always been afraid of being killed by a drunk driver, or dying while at work. Now both of those things can happen at the same time.
If this is another attempt to get me to stare into a laser, I'm going to say "Fool me once."
Microplastics weren't enough, let's give the sealife macroplastics.
No volume, vibrate, led, or push notifications. If you want my attention badly enough, call. And I will screen the call and text you back at my convenience. I will not be on a leash. Now excuse me while I doomscroll for 2 to 17 hours.
For the cats, at least. I wouldn't recommend doing it for yourself. I learned that the hard way.
My cats will be about to throw up, so I'll slide a paper towel under them, and they will try to move to get back to the floor.
You're absolutely right, as that cat will puke in the most inconvenient spot.
True, but most of the oppressors are boomers.
De Beers did it with diamond engagement rings as well.