alltomorrowsregrets

joined 1 month ago
[–] alltomorrowsregrets@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

With new HyperFibre I can shit through the eye of a needle at 20 paces!

[–] alltomorrowsregrets@sh.itjust.works 32 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Fly swatter that burst in to a million bits the first time I hit a fly.

[–] alltomorrowsregrets@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Weed, alcohol, opiates, nicotine.

[–] alltomorrowsregrets@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How do they fell about wankie?