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It's at least going on the comment card

Yo, I'm a foot guy, let's see those pics

My wife had a huge cancer scare. It turned out not to be, but while that word was laying on the table, I could no longer hear snare drums. Vibrant colors turned to gray. I was tone deaf with music. You're right, I don't know how sad you feel, but I have an idea of what I would experience. Nothing and no one can prepare you for just how awful the whole thing is.

Jokes on you, my cock was small before I even had sex

TIL: Taking mushrooms and experiencing ego death makes you a superior intellectual. Well I have those qualities, and I assure you, I'm not an intellectual

So what's your solution? Or are you here just to complain?

Bruh that toe was the key factor in the enrichment of your life goals. Think of it as an investment. And listen, don't even worry about the 3/10, you whip out a four toe'd foot, and the jury will be eating out of the palm of your hand. Trust.

Yea, I didn't take it seriously, but my wife.. really bad at left vs right

Variety is the spice of life, a bread for every occasion.

It started when Amazon bought them

Like life has lost all it's color? Everything is now in grayscale?

Books over sex? Nah fam, you can keep that deal