betterdeadthanreddit

That's awful, it's terrible when someone does something to your body against your will and causes you harm, isn't it?

I wish you a speedy recovery.

This administration needs a better poker face before it starts using card game metaphors. The panic is showing.

From what you've posted, prison is the right place for you (even if you don't like it).

Have you tried moving the mouse?

Nikipedia?

(Yeah, it's Nicole, "Nicipedia" just doesn't look right though.)

If it leads to a cake-cutting ceremony involving a sword (like the USMC birthday), one member of the military may be standing there next to him, blade in hand, with the words "...all enemies, foreign and domestic..." ringing in their head and the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible in that situation.

Luckily, that was just the decoy pipe. Real one's buried underneath.

Have you considered pretending to also be a TV and seducing it?

Given the current administration, that's not something I'm taking as a rock-solid iron-clad guarantee. Well-paid lawyers can do great and terrible things.

...after a Vatican investigation determined he sexually molested adults...

Well, it's bad and he's a piece of shit for doing it but at least they're not-

...and children...

Oh, of course, there it is. I wish there was a hell for this guy to rot in but I'll just have to settle for him being dead and gone instead.

If we're not going to ban it, we should stop talking about it and move on. If we are going to ban it, we should stop talking about it and do it. We do ourselves no favors by keeping it in the spotlight. It'd probably be tough for a ban to survive a challenge on First Amendment grounds (maybe following the example of Lamont v. Postmaster General, 381 U.S. 301 (1965)) but we live in stupid times so it's not guaranteed.

As for our home-grown (or imported, in certain notable cases) technological Peeping Toms, at least there's a chance that they could be held accountable. It'd rely on people in power actually growing a pair and giving a fraction of a fuck about their constituents so I'm not holding my breath but they're not as out of reach as a Beijing bug factory.