burgermeister

joined 2 years ago
[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 8 points 4 months ago (45 children)

What's the tankie triad?

[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 38 points 4 months ago

Nazis aren't allowed to have Star Trek references in their username, straight to jail with him.

[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

One way to measure success as an adult can be how much spare money you have and how much spare time your job gives you. In the last few years I have finally gotten into a position where I can afford to pursue some extra hobbies, buy the latest video game, and take the occasional vacation. I feel like I finally am at the place where I wanted to be as a child, but it's even cooler because I can drink and make my own decisions.

[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

Me in general lol except they're all pink with barely any white on the ends.

[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 0 points 4 months ago

They look so happy and fuzzy and cuddly

[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

I love the smell of free speech in the morning

[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

Thank you for the perspective and positivity.

[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Dick not big enough 😢

[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 19 points 4 months ago (20 children)

From a distance though

[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 55 points 4 months ago (36 children)

How can these be damaged or made inoperable?

[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Inconsiderate, it may not be so good for some. This is strike 1.

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