Wake up 9am, get a cup of joe, some pastry, take a mandatory shit, work for two hours, arrive to office just in time for lunch with colleagues, four hours of work, go back home, work some more if needed.
And still be more efficient than being forced to work on site and being watched by your boss all the time.
If life taught me anything, there is always room for dessert, and an extra hambie.
As long as Trump sizzles out before I do, I will be a happy man.
Gonna make sure to bring as many of those fuckers with me as possible.
Probably failed because you have to do math for numbers above 20.
Honeyees cannot, wasps will absolutely fuck up your day (walked through a hive in the ground, got two stuck under my pants, got like 30 stings.
Linux programs either HAVE to be quick while receiving shutdown signal, otherwise the state will be fucked, work will be lost, and people will be mad, and program will stop being used.
Clicking the Windows button to force shutdown will straight up kill the program and won't care at all.
It is right next to the world's tiniest violin
Dim sum paradise in my ass
Hell ask me what is the difference between a class and an interface and it would be hard for me to put into theory as well. The only reason I remember the correct answer is because I remember being confused.
If I do strictly my point of view, I am so bad with theory, and I usually don't think about how to write shit - I just do. I don't know how the ORM works inside, I just know how to use it, and most caveats are just hard coded in my brain.
So I failed the theoretical interviews in most companies, but those who hired me never kicked me out themselves (as I am a contractor me and rest of the team was part of yearly layoffs, in three companies, but it was purely because money / mergers / conversion to employees).
I wish mic testing was this easy. Gotta bring my old phone that still has a jack T_T
Doesn't matter to them. But hey, I'll gladly see them burn to the fucking ground or re-hire for 20% higher while having to give a month or two for people to find out all the hidden gems in the software with noone to explain it to them.