Or the vampire in Feet of Clay who gets jobs in a pencil factory, as a sunglasses tester, making holy water, etc.
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Or the first of February...
HOLLY: Alright! What's happening, dudes?
CAT: We're having a really nice time. I'm dating Marilyn Monroe and also I have another girlfriend who's a mermaid. She's half woman, half fish. (He starts licking and kissing a photograph then turns round.) It's Miranda, my girlfriend.
As she comes out of the water we see the top half of her is a fish, the bottom half is a woman.
HOLLY: Somehow I'd imagined she'd be a woman on top and a fish on the bottom.
CAT: No! That's a stupid way round. (He sticks out his tongue briefly and grins and waves.)
That was Otto Chriek from The Truth.