doug

I always thought this one was more haunting.

Hey Markwayne you should put a loaded gun in your mouth and pull the trigger with the safety off haha jk but what if?

Uh oh, I’m on adderall. Is bigotry a common side effect?

I remember hearing that nuclear war would be senseless because then you have no leftover resources to salvage and plunder from the country you “won” against….

…but some of the idiots we have in leadership rn haven’t got much sense in ‘em, so… uh, yeah.

Find a cause to die for and make that your retirement plan.

You’re right, I should set my expectations now.

Cool, another app I won’t download and will look sideways at whoever does.

If I see its userbase consists of gen z and younger I will be very disappointed.

I don’t trust autistic chickens.

Bidet with a quiet-close toilet seat 🧑‍🍳💋

I deleted my Fidelity app when Trump took office. I wasn’t doing anything with my blue chip stock and I’d rather not see what I’m losing in real time.

The cat has his tongue.

That’s not figure of speech, it’s a remedy he is testing out to treat mono.

I hope Musk OD’s tonight in a depressive bender. Piece of shit.