drolex

joined 2 years ago
[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 19 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Writing? Why? I just shout at my underlings.

The wheel? My jet doesn't need wheels, probably.

Math? Useless. I don't pay taxes so what's the point?

Sailing? My yacht doesn't have sails.

Laws? They don't apply to me.

Seals? Okay they are cute little freaks.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'd like to believe it's because everybody was still kung-fu fighting.

But it's actually because of the bigots I suppose?

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 days ago

Ah damn I don't have it. Is there some place where I could buy it? I've heard some pawn shops in Las Vegas might have it. I can call if necessary

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think it's a DnD roll with some advantage?

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

Thank you for your sacrifice

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Don't make me read it again, I beg you. The average human brain can only cope with so many commas.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 week ago

Humans, you claim you don't want to be fed to crabs. Yet you don't have a shell or claws to defend yourselves and you are soft and delicious. Curious.

-- Turning Point Crab

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 week ago

not raEd1ng tHAT esay! MAGA!!!

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He's a disgrace. Still classifying Rhinantus minor in the Scrophulariaceae instead of Orobanchaceae after APGIII. Smh.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

'Butterflies with bat wings feeding on dwarf mammoths' now a thing in my mind

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

What did they eat? Or was it only caterpillars eating and butterflies fucking everywhere? Man the Permian was freaky.

Also why are they not 2 metres wide? Disappointing.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Carnivorous plants need to attract insects to feed AND to reproduce. Of course they don't want to eat the pollinators so they usually have flowers with long stems

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