Fun Fact:
In British English, "Trump" means the same as "fart" (and has done for over 100 years):
"(intransitive) British slang to expel intestinal gas through the anus" Collins English Dictionary
"to release gas from the bowels through the bottom"
Cambridge English Dictionary
"slang or colloquial. The act of breaking wind audibly"
Oxford English Dictionary
Wait... dbzer0 is "divide by zero"?
I've been reading it as "dibzer nought"
"Hi, is that Guy Fawkes? I've got a little job for you"
I think others have pretty much covered her social and economic destruction of the UK, so I'll add "Section 28".
To "protect our children", she introduced the policies to ban any books/songs/art/plays etc from schools which mentioned or suggested homosexuality in any way neutral or positive - obviously this led to an increase in the already fairly popular "gay bashing".
Thankfully nothing like that would happen anywhere now, outside of the few countries Vladimir Putin runs.
Probably for making the static overlay graphics, and possibly the clock hands.
I'm assuming you've already tried Scribus? scribus.net
If not, worth a pop (again?). You can export an existing indesign project as an idml file, and import that into Scribus and see what's broken :)
How well it'll work is a little dependent on how complicated your projects are, or how embedded you are in Indesign or the wider Adobe ecosystem. In truth, I don't know the full extent of Indesign's abilities - but you can absolutely use Scribus to produce professional large scale graphics and short run publications etc for print though - though that's obviously a little dependent on what format/spec your printer wants off you.
If you're just using it for single page posters/graphics etc, Inkscape covers a lot of the same ground too.
"What's that you say? Donald Trump has Aides?"
I kind of agree that "Buy British" might be a little too close, but I think "Buy European (including British and anywhere which has been British at any point after 1783)" would be fine though.
By some traditions, yes. Volcanic sacrifice was particularly popular in the Victorian Era, for example. Unfortunately for fans of the method (and fortunately for those who live in these areas) most of the best volcanoes were in the outer territories of the former British Empire, which are now independent.
I'm sure Ben Nevis is due another pop any time now, but until then "1, 2, 3, into the sea!" :)
That's a very good question. I think in that case we have to assume "drowned: apply to join the EU". If he turns up mysteriously alive at a later date, we can set fire to him etc "in arrears".
These are very sensible and fair plans - though you have to be careful not to make it too much fun, else people might be inclined to say "delay the EU application another month, next week they're throwing Farage in with some bears! I must see that!".
The Prince Williametre, which measures 191 centimetres, is one of those weird measurements that's not quite one thing or the other.