gibmiser

Slice in some frog dna... what could go wrong

Is this fucking real?

Insider trading tips to his cult?

Finally some good news.

Ew

He's playing both sides.He's going to go back to saying all the other nonsense shit.

Im sure that will help with the inflation

He could have used the power of the federal government to bail out the individuals instead.

Is this significant? I think i'm just out of the loop on this, Have missile strikes not been happening this whole time?

His official portrait should be him golfing with that stupid fucking hat

Trump has two legs. Just sayin

I love chopping down trees, unironically. It is super satisfying, feels ooga booga good.

I don't think I could ever cut down a tree like that. It would just feel so fucking wrong. It's a goddamn miracle it's beautiful holy shit it's so big.

Sigh

This could be pretty bad...