h3mlocke

joined 2 years ago
[–] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago

I sell so many of these around Xmas time, I just make them myself with scissors and electric tape.

[–] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Can't adapt if I can't get my suicide adapter.

[–] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)


Oof

Edit: the fucking quotation marks lmao, why yall hating?

[–] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Sorry to be "that guy" but this post really needs a Glimmer Warning...

[–] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

No true Scotsman? 🤷‍♀️
Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

[–] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wow, what a "cool" "article"

[–] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

No, I will not imagine that!

[–] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago
[–] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

AI probably told em to do it

[–] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

/hand job?
🤷‍♀️

[–] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

I bet you don't even have a hat.

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