hardcoreufo

It's been almost 20 years since I felt patriotic. I mostly just comfort the dog and hope the yahoos don't accidentally burn my house down.

I never did.

99.83% of posts about blockchain are non consensual.

Milk is weird. I don't think any other mammals drink it after childhood, or from other animals.

We still have coffee and creamer, but it's the worst shit imaginable, just burnt beans and powdered creamer. I was pissed when I went to our HQ in another state, which is smaller than our site and they had a good brand from my city and multiple real creamers. They had a free soda fountain too which we don't have, but I'm trying to cut that shit outta my life so that's probably for the best.

So glad I live 5 minutes from work and can go home for lunch. Mostly it's to see the dog but it's also nice not worrying about this crap.

I only ever use our group's mini fridge in our cubicle for a seltzer I drink at the end of the day. Even that is a chaotic fridge filled with rotting food and too many condiments and creamers. I just put a can in to cool in the morning and take it out to drink by the end of the day.

I think in my dreams I already know who they are whether it's someone I know IRL or it's someone completely imaginary.

I feel like getting trump to write an angry tweet about you is as good an endorsement as Weird Al wanting to parody your song.

Republicans always whine about themselves.

Mods removing shit?!

TSA pretends to keep people from bringing bombs and guns on planes.

The Slate truck looks interesting and is exactly what you describe. Time will tell if it pans out.