I don't think it was worth following that link. I've now been to Newsweek and X and I feel gross. So here's the photo, if anyone else is curious. Pretty sure the article said it's not real, but I was kinda just skimming for an image of weird toes, so I'm not sure.
My hair dresser is the only person to ever say this to me, and thus the only person who will ever do my hair.
When the car stereo says "chapter five" and you realise you haven't heard the last four chapters of your audio book.
Exactly! I'm the reanimated corpse of a girl I buried decades ago, and I'm just trying to act in a way that I think people will perceive as normal. If you can tell me who I am, I'll try to act like that.
Important update: Motivated by my bout of self awareness, I decided to get in very early and prepared instead. I've been waiting for my friends in the freezing cold for half an hour. This is worse than being late.
I have somewhere to be in 4 hours. It will take me about half an hour to get there. I could get up and start getting ready, or I can get a 4–hour head start on feeling bad for being late. While browsing Lemmy.
Oh cool. I never got to go to emotional abuse camp at my school :(
Hmm? Sorry I was distracted by 3 different forms of media that I'm partially paying attention to. Enjoy your coffee 💙
what did you do this morning?
I... don't know. I don't even know what I'm doing here now.
remember that dog that followed us around at the beach on our family holiday in 1997?
Bensley! He was a cutie.
So "infront" is really taking off huh?
I like to think of it as MTG hedging her accusation. "I think AOC has become just a little communist lately".