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She just gets me, you know?

Funny, this is also how I see literally every position I've had. Full time or not

Kung pow is one of my favorites. Ironically my wife hates it, but loves when nature calls.

Kung pow: enter the fist

I'm gonna deck you in the snoz

Which slot machine is this?

The bowling ball. Cause fuckem that's why

Let's go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over.

I haven't seen reddit ads in at least two years

*2028

Balling on a budget

I tell my dog this all the time.