jjmoldy

Divorced dads 🤝 lesbians 🤝 teenage boys

(Their taste in t-shirts)

Hell yea

315 represent

What gets me is when I set to sort results by top, 1 month (for example) and it shows posts from 2 years ago

I was given fentanyl during a medical procedure and can confirm the high fades really fast. During the procedure I was at peace, just laying there without a care or worry in the world and virtually no pain. Within about 15 minutes of the procedure's end I was back to cold, sober agony.

she slop my hog til I oink

Listen, you gotta stop shitting in the kids' sand box. It's unhygienic!

Dude it's a silly little comic featuring animal cartoon characters, it does not justify this level of rage.

I'm so down for this

Whoa, this just made me remember the dream I had last night. Pelicans were flocking in my town and eating the squirrels!

I think my cats would disturb my sleep a lot more if I forbade them from sleeping with me. Screaming and scratching at the door isn't good for a light sleeper like me.

FEMA balls ayy lmaoo

A necklace doesn't inhibit movement but okay.