jonesey71

joined 3 months ago
[–] jonesey71@lemmus.org 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah, they are playing that game where they all jerk off onto a cookie and the last one to cum has to eat it.

[–] jonesey71@lemmus.org 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It is a piece of evidence. The jury would decide how much weight to put on that evidence. Depending on other factors, the jury could decide it is compelling and provides reasonable doubt, or, they could decide it is not compelling and disregard it and look at all the other evidence regardless of this particular bit.

Edit to add: Prior to trial there is a jury of one, the prosecutor. There is a chance that the prosecutor will find that evidence compelling and not even bring charges, or dismiss them if they were already brought.

[–] jonesey71@lemmus.org 1 points 1 week ago

Now that is a parlay.

[–] jonesey71@lemmus.org 8 points 2 weeks ago

I want my remains spread around Disney World. Also I do not wish to be cremated.

[–] jonesey71@lemmus.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

Tell them the vaccine for not being whalloped with your baseball bat is to shut up about that stupid anti-vaxxer shit and you highly recommend they take that vaccine.

[–] jonesey71@lemmus.org 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You don't want any of that. Sure communist M:TG looks powerful, but capitalism M:TG has access to all the money buys power cards like the Power9 and all the dual lands and the broken shit that is too expensive to play with.

[–] jonesey71@lemmus.org 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I would prefer the cops not have any guns at all. They would certainly be more polite. If they are going to go do something that would need a gun they need a warrant and then 5 pages of requisition forms filled out in triplicate to request the guns.

[–] jonesey71@lemmus.org 15 points 2 weeks ago

The trick is they all want war, so the PRETEND to fall for it. It is like Susan Collins in Maine who keeps pretending to believe Trump learned his lesson but she knows what he is. No one can be as stupid as she pretends to be and still operate a fork and spoon.

[–] jonesey71@lemmus.org 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Looks like you are not pregnant with twins.

[–] jonesey71@lemmus.org 3 points 3 weeks ago

The instant they shoot a civilian they are an outlaw. Outlaws are beyond the protection of the law. They are beyond the protections of the law. They are kill on sight.

[–] jonesey71@lemmus.org 29 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

They should be feeling like shit. They are acting like shit and following unconstitutional orders. Grow a goddamn spine and frag any officers who give you unconstitutional orders.

[–] jonesey71@lemmus.org 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I was arrested and bond was set ridiculously high and didn't waive my speedy trial rights because I wanted to go to trial ASAP and get out of jail. The judge delayed it twice on me and I spent 270 days in jail until I found a bail bondsman who didn't require any collateral because he believed someone who spent 270 days in jail instead of pleading out for time served wouldn't jump bail. Charges were dropped shortly after I bailed out. I am not sure how they justified delaying my trial over and over but it was 100% bullshit.

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