Have you tried asking Google Translate?
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I suspect most people think port and starboard are just synonyms for left and right. I did for a very long time. And you also have to consider non-native speakers who might not know the nautical terms at all.
The trains where I live say "on my right" and "on my left". It sounds a little weird hearing an automated voice speaking in the first person, but it's concise and gets the message across to people who won't know nautical terms.
What has Microsoft extinguished lately? I'm not a fan of Microsoft, but I think EEE is a silly thing to reference because it's a strategy that worked for a little while in the 90s that Microsoft gave up on a long time ago because it doesn't work anymore.
Like, what would be the purpose of them buying GitHub just to destroy it? And if that was their goal, why haven't they done it already? Microsoft is interested in one thing: making money. They'll do evil things to make money, just like any other big corporation, but they don't do evil things just for the sake of being evil. It's very much in their business interest to be seen as trustworthy, and being overly evil runs counter to that need.
You, who overlooked that fact that they specifically did not recommend it at that price.