lugal

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Criminal before birth in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 19 hours ago

You can't start your smartphone addiction too early. That's why we developed a phone that can be unlocked without fingerprints for 8 weeks old fetuses and younger

The cat turns him in in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago

Not the crossover we deserve but the crossover we never knew we desperately needed

Roommates in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago

"And don't forget to say 'no homo' after orgasm"

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[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 18 points 2 days ago

That's why I don't tell my favorite color that early

Google it in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

Holy hell!

HBD in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 days ago

that's the right one again...

Actually 🤓 it was the wrong one

Are you done? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 days ago

Is it used in English as well? Do you live in an area with many German immigrants?

Can you spot them all? in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 days ago

It's already past midnight where I live... and I live so close to the date line that it's Thursday already.

source

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[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I don't believe in mystical creatures like unicorns, giraffes and groundhogs!

Gae in c/firefox@lemmy.ml
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Mark as NSFW

Can you spot them all? in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Too late for that

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