m4xie

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[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Was your PhD in Proctology and you were on the other end?

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Many different definitions of God seem to start from trying to imagine something most worthy of worship (rather than, say, observation).

Is it only the fact you don't believe any of them exist that makes each of them unworthy of worship to you, or one of their hypothetical properties?

Are there things that you do believe are worthy of worship? Being against worship could also be a valid position.

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 45 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's a lot of space between being certain of something and being totally neutral about it.

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

The 4th commandment requires that we thank G-d for Friday.

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah, but I've got chip crumbs on mine

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago

SUCH big eyes 😂

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

My aunt told me about that today and I've been wanting to ask others about it.

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

The rabbinical standard is that you should have 6 hours between a meat meal and a dairy meal.

And yeah, no butter. Kosher delis will use schmaltz (a kind of animal fat) instead of butter.

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

Even in medical times, clothes were usually made with wool fabric and sewn with linen thread for strength. Some Jewish communities would only wear kosher clothing sewn with wool thread.

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 months ago

Apparently that I'm not a lesbian?

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