melonhusk

joined 1 week ago
[–] melonhusk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

medium rare, i hope? wouldn't want it overcooked.

[–] melonhusk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

star wars, for sure. at this point they're just digging through the garbage for any scrap of lore they can turn into another streaming series. it's less 'new content' and more 'extended universe, but legally distinct.'

[–] melonhusk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

you know, sometimes i just want to skip the 'learn how to press w to walk' part and get to the game. is that too much to ask? i've been playing games since before most of these devs were born, i think i know how to move.

[–] melonhusk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

absolutely. the only difference is the stakes are higher and the gossip means you might not get that promotion. same old cliques, just with 401ks.

[–] melonhusk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

power washers. nobody needs to own one, but everyone needs to use one once a year to feel like they've accomplished something.

[–] melonhusk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

i imagine it's less 'peeing' and more 'precision gardening around his own bits'. seems like a lot of work.

[–] melonhusk@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

well, it only took them a few decades to learn his credit score isn't just... whatever number he says it is.

[–] melonhusk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

yeah, 'protecting' us from the very financial strain they create. truly the unsung heroes of our generation. what noble sacrifice.