mhague

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[–] mhague@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Republicans get higher bills but they know they're on the right side, and so set to work building up the next link in the chain of lies.

Let's watch as they create new lore. What surprising developments will come out, before becoming a thing every single one of them says they believe?

Today, XYZ has never touched the lips of a conservative. In one week, XYZ will be why they voted for whoever, whatever. XYZ will be a core belief championed by every true Republican.

[–] mhague@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Imagine writing that line lmao

You look around and practically every man has a scar on his head. Scars from childhood, scars from construction work. Basically everyone has some mark. And head wounds bleed a lot, and can look gnarly when healed. Some wise guy knew that and decided to fuck with people anyway.

Nostradamus out here predicting the future by writing about... burning towers, and powerful empires... oh shit it's 9/11!

[–] mhague@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (6 children)

I wonder what it means. If you search for music by Suicidal Tendencies then YouTube shows you a suicide hotline. What does it mean for OpenAI to say people are talking about suicide? They didn't open up and read a million chats... they have automated detection and that is being triggered, which is not necessarily the same as people meaningfully discussing suicide.

[–] mhague@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

It's funny when you're playing soccer and you're locked in and then out of nowhere a player gets domed by the ball. Especially when you smoothly recover like you meant to rocket the ball off the defenders head.

[–] mhague@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I get looking at terrorism as a simple data point and then saying left wing terrorism is on the rise. When there's more violence then it's indicative of underlying problems.

But most of the time the conversation implies people need to clean up their act. Politicians must stop using charged language. People must chill out.

In that vein, I'm curious how much left wing violence is real. When people are getting shot down for trying to get abortions, getting put on lists...

That's like playing half a chord progression.

But when you fight back, that's also a terrorism. Hitting the bully is still violence, and can't we all just chill?? Lmao

[–] mhague@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Male wolf spiders may hang back and watch mating pairs from the shadows, learning how to successfully attract a mate. Just like us fr

[–] mhague@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's googles but with kagi.com, a search engine

[–] mhague@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

If groceries cost us $500 per month and our government says it accepted $10 from an anonymous donor to help pay for next months groceries, what does it mean?

Like what just happened? Did they just make a joke / are they fucking with people?

Are they only funding their gestapo? Are they strategically activating specific personnel via a check, and ignoring less critical or more motivated soldiers?

It's as if someone threw some coins at the crowd just for a chance to talk about how it's the Democrats who "opted" not to pay them. I wish they more deliberately explored the "it costs billions to pay the military yet the 130 million is gonna do... something" part of the story.

[–] mhague@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'd take the $1000 and then pay someone $100 to tell me I'm beautiful.

[–] mhague@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Hegseth has shitty tattoos but we talk about him leaking chats, shit policy, chastising the troops, being a sloppy drunk. Lots of REAL reasons to dislike Hegseth.

But this guy... people just bring up his tattoos?

[–] mhague@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The Donald J Trump Raped Children Ballroom. Or just "the ballroom" if you're into the whole brevity thing. (Who the hell would ever use the "full" name?)

[–] mhague@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Even though corporations play with labels, I still think of it as "this single food item is not a substitute for a meal."

But it's silly to assume people will split most of this crap. It's not like a bag of chips you can roll up for later, it's molten-frozen astronaut food.

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