Imagine writing that line lmao
You look around and practically every man has a scar on his head. Scars from childhood, scars from construction work. Basically everyone has some mark. And head wounds bleed a lot, and can look gnarly when healed. Some wise guy knew that and decided to fuck with people anyway.
Nostradamus out here predicting the future by writing about... burning towers, and powerful empires... oh shit it's 9/11!
Republicans get higher bills but they know they're on the right side, and so set to work building up the next link in the chain of lies.
Let's watch as they create new lore. What surprising developments will come out, before becoming a thing every single one of them says they believe?
Today, XYZ has never touched the lips of a conservative. In one week, XYZ will be why they voted for whoever, whatever. XYZ will be a core belief championed by every true Republican.