For $1,000 bucks you can call me slurs for 8-hours straight.

I'm already ugly so might as well get paid for it.

Anybody offering?

That's literally free money, yes please.

That is the answer I would expect from logic Queen

Sure. Make the check out to, "I know you are, but what am I?"

Sure. Not my fault that that person cannot appreciate true beauty. If they even want to pay for that lack of understanding, by all means, be my guest.

I'd take the $1000 and then pay someone $100 to tell me I'm beautiful.

Without any hesitation.

I had long hair (blonde, very thick and curly) in my late teens. Back then men with long hair were pretty rare outside the larger cities, so I usually got a large variety of insults nearly every time I went to countryside.

Sometimes people would throw money at my feet and yelled "Go to a barber, freak!" I always thanked them out loud and then I picked the money up.

Free money is always nice.

Yes i am, tyvm.

Pay me and find out.

Not ugly, but everybody has their own view and $1000 is $1000.

Do I get paid $1,000,000 if I'm Ugly²

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I always wonder about casting calls for acting when they're looking for someone who is ugly or otherwise unsightly. Like, what's kind of paper trail do they have on that?

Omg thank you for the money!

Who exactly would not take that?!

Yeah?