ohwhatfollyisman

they are not wrong. even voldemort played a critical role in the harry potter stories.

i only wish our meteor doesn't take a tenth as long to appear as theirs did.

that looks less like redcoats firing on protestors and more like that one turned-around protestor letting go a big fat ripper of a fart.

this ia true for every place except australia, where instead they feel like rise-up lights.

whatsapp-free since 2023!

oh no. where will dan brown's hero have his adventures now?

this story reminds me of the mitchell and webb death ray bit.

"Harry, yer a blizzard!"

people should just open-carry next to trucks the size of brachiosaurs while chomping on cheeseburgers and drinking piss-poor beer.

nobody'll accuse them of being immigrants.

"caesar? more like seize you, amirite?!"

romcom idea: childless man has crush on childed man. he's raring to come back to work to hang out with hot dad man, but the latter is forced to work remotely.

the whole plot swivels around how they get around the lack of opportunities to be together.

smooth.