pivot_root

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[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 2 points 21 minutes ago

ignore the window with stock prices

The best part is she won't even have to. Apparently, as of yesterday, it's no longer even there.

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

You don't even need to look further than the guy's username to get the sense that he's an obnoxious little prick.

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 21 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Oh, yay! I can't wait for my coverage to include dietary supplements. If I'm lucky, maybe I'll even get to keep coverage for something I actually need to live.

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 13 points 18 hours ago (6 children)

Going for the record of most total downvotes on Lemmy?

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 12 points 22 hours ago

"Mr. President, can you explain the recent market plunge, and whether they were an intended effect of the reciprocal tariff plan?"

"The plunge? Fake news. There is no plunge, the only plunge is our plunge towards making America great again. The Democrats don't want it, they're selling off like crazy. Numbers never seen before. The tariffs are working, Canada is scared. Mexico is scared. Europe, China, Antarctica, all of them scared. They're nothing" without us and they know it. But the Democrats, the Democrats. Corrupt Democrats are trying to undermine the greatest tariffs plan America has ever seen. They're lying about the economy, tricking the banks to sell. But that's fine, it's fine. It's their loss, they want to lose. The real winners, Elon, Pete, and other real hardworking Americas know this. They buy.

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Make sure to let the door hit you on the way out, asshat.

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

They're affionados of /pol/itically incorrect views. I chose that specific board for a reason :)

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

They do have a sense of taste... it's just overwhelmingly rancid.

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 90 points 2 days ago (5 children)

It's more like a donut. Not all 4chan posters are DOGE staff, but all DOGE staff are /pol/ afficionados.

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

School in a red state... isn't that just home"school"ing? Picture still applies, though.

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Someone should check the email and phone number of Adrian Dittman to see if they match Elon's. Idiots can argue that it isn't Elon despite speech pattern evidence, but it's harder to argue when both of them share the same identifying info.

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

My money is on them suggesting people will get a bigger slice of the pie once the "fraud" is removed.

Have them think they'll get their payments, but with interest and a thank you bonus if they just keep being patient. String them along until they either starve or get evicted, then they don't have to pay them anymore.

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