shittydwarf

joined 5 months ago

It might have been better for everyone if he had taken syphilis medicine

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 3 days ago

They were given a heads up and shorted the market first, so they're gonna take all those profits and use them to buy the dip

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 3 days ago

Looks like he slipped

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 5 days ago

"Donald Trump was the dumbest goddamn student I ever had." - Professor William T. Kelley, Wharton School of Business and Finance

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

We are 100% OPSEC

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 6 days ago

HIDE YO COUCH, HIDE YO CHAIRS

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 6 days ago (7 children)

On mobile you can use Consent-o-matic

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Putin is doing the planning, Trump can't think

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Have you said thank you?

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 72 points 6 days ago

But uninhabited islands are

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